“I don’t ship Black Widow and Hawkeye. I think they’re the bestest of friends who’ll do ANYTHING for the other but they’re too fucked up for touchy feely relationship stuff and casual boning would screw up their friendship.”
(thank you the reason i don’t ship them.)
“Loki has them under some kind of spell. Along with one of ours”
Nick Fury: It’s Barton, he took out our systems. He’s headed for the detention level. Does Anybody Copy?
Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: This is Agent Romanoff. I Copy.
That awkward moment when two master assassins resort to hair pulling and biting
This was pretty hilarious LOL.