#This dwarf is the most badass dwarf in the entire film #Look at that shit he doesn’t even blink #The only reason Sauron didn’t try to pull his shit sooner is because this guy was still alive #Because this guy would’ve picked up that glowing eyeball shit #And SMASHED IT BETWEEN BIG FUCK OFF HAMMERSWITH HIS BARE HANDS
-(via thedrunkenrat)
Poor dwarf was working in a smithy designed by the same people who built the NSEA Protector.
when your partner is least expecting it pin them to the ceiling and set them on fire
I spin in a circle and the reaction is immediate.
“Oh, do that again!” says Caesar, and so I lift up my arms and spin around and around letting the skirt fly out, letting the dress engulf me in flames.
”In accordance with tradition I declare the Games of the 30th Olympiad closed. I call on the youth of the world to assemble four years from now in Rio de Janeiro to celebrate the Games of the 31st Olympiad. Thank you London.”
