if I was in the hunger games I’d just get mcdonalds as a sponsor but instead of just eating the big macs they’d send me during the games I’d use them as bait to trap people and every time I’d made a kill I’d look up to the sky, give a thumbs and whisper “I’m lovin’ it”
why is this still circulating
Because it’s brilliant.
We star-crossed lovers of District 12, who suffered so much and enjoyed so little the rewards of our victory
You’ve given them an opportunity, they just have to be brave enough to take it.
Singing a song of angry men? It is the music of a people who will not be slaves again!
hey mellark guess who kissed your bitch tonight
it doesnt matter cause i still have 2 kids with her