What they didn’t know was they were celebrating my birthday too because I share it with Adam. Go meeeeeeeee!
laughing because all the boys have a twitter bio
and then there’s dean
I just got a reply from Sal Masekela!!!! That was awesome!
in hell I bet people are forced to listen to a recording of allison schmidt reading ryan lochte’s tweets over and over and over
can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s
abe lincoln tweeting shit like “wow this play sucks just shoot me”
when the world ends, this is what i’ll be remembered for
my parents will be so proud